So How did I meet him?!
Same of course OKCupid.com. But did I choose him? yes; but I'm not the one who found him!
The girls come over and get all excited on finding me "my husband". Yeah right, I'd say rather, on finding me another disappointment... and they're like, himhim he's cute and check out that body.. yummy so I send him a message, saying that my booty is better than his and that I am gonna kick his ass!! (well he was saying in his profile that he had a nice butt and so do I..)He responds right away, of course he does, It's already sexual. I know, my fault but what better way to get a man's attention? hehe. So my friends and I are workin' the emails etc.. FUN!
We exchange numbers the next day or so and we start texting, his message are way more sexual than Mister Saturday (see episode 1)
- So what are you wearing, he says - me, in bed with my comfy 17 year old T-shirt - That's it? - ... - no undies? - ... - that's my favorite, a girl just with a T-shirt!- And it goes on and on about my butt, what underwear I wear etc... and I dare him to send me a pix of him in his boxer hahaha and guess what? He actually did it hahaha, of course hoping that I would do it to, but Unhun Lola won't, She's keeping that a little longer... I would of maybe 5 years ago or with someone I know! (I'm not gonna talk about skype sex now, later;)and finally we decide to meet up Friday with tight pants for me only! Cause seriously, a guy with those tight pants, not my thing.
Friday arrives, I'm all excited, what underwear am I gonna wear? Ya never know... Even if I'm trying really hard not to sleep on a first date. I'm waxed, lotion on, blow dried my hair, subtle makeup and ZE jeans which make them ALL melt! and was on skype with my friend Mista' R in San Francisco trying on outfits and he picked it out, yeah a guy knows what works ;)
Going from Brooklyn to the city, my earphones one, getting the party music on to put me in the mood.
I arrive at this lounge bar and he's there, sitting down. First impression: mmmm I don't know, he does not look like his pictures (not in a bad way), thought he was gonna be taller, is that a beer belly? He's cute, but I'm not getting that stomach feeling that makes my legs shake or feel the sweat under my armpits and hoping it won't show! Is that a bugger I see? No it's just a shadow.
I order a Margarita up with salt, he's drinking vodka soda and the conversation starts, the small talk (the booty talk has not yet come up), the smiles, checking each other out, how he talks his manners, his lips, his smell. So I'm half listening and half talking to myself. We start talking about his family, his sister, parents, his brother. (My glass is empty and I really want another drink so I am also thinking of that!) - yeah, my brother does this and he lives there and all of a sudden, I'm like What? Was I listening or thinking there? Hold on your brother lives there you said? and he does that? yes. and then there's a second of silence that feels like an hour! and I'm like and what's his name? he tells me his name and NO WAY! my eyes open up like crazy, I turn my back on him, my hands on my mouth, not knowing how to react? I don't know if I should laugh or just run out the door. He's like What? You know him? you met him? What??? Ummm, Well (still turning my back on him) I've been in touch with him and (I turn around) well, I am meeting your brother tomorrow night!! All of sudden our body language becomes very uptight, sitting up straight, no looking in the eyes but just starring at the brick wall and hearing the background music, the pillow is now between us. And I'm like, "Waitress, shots shots shots pleeeaase quickly"!!! Out of all those people in NYC on OKCupid I have to meet the 2 brothers and the same weekend! What or how on earth did I manage to do that?! These kind of situations only happen to me! Seriously.
Just so you know, they really do not look alike, one of the them HAS to be the postman's or mailman's son.
One shot and another round of drinks later and we start to relax and try to laugh about and he says: "don't tell my brother, he'll freak out." and I'm like, "There is NO F*** way I am not telling your brother, it would not be right!"
We change the subject and try not to think about it, even if we both know it's in the back of our heads. and then all of a sudden he says: "Maybe you should have sex with both of us and then choose!" lol "Are you fucking crazy, get out of here, that would be really weird" and that's when I knew he was a one night stand kinda guy and not what I was looking for, so that was a bit of a relief. We kept on ordering drinks and shots, let me tell you, there was a lot of liquor in our system!! We start holding hands, his hand on my thighs... We end up having a conversation with this other couple and tell them about our situation which felt good to share and have a good laugh. Finally, we leave holding hands in the street We go up to his apt. to go walk the dog. Nice place, humm and oh MY how sweet is your dog!! He is soooo cute!
So we go back out, he has not yet tried to make a pass at me, which I am surprised since we were in his apt?! and the brother situation did not seem to bother him anymore.
I'm thinking, the body language is pretty good, I wouldn't mind actually, NO Lola, that's not what you want AND you are meeting his bro tomorrow. So I'm like: "Ok, I have to go now" and we do have a quick kiss (good kisser) and he says: "you sure you don't want to come up....?" me: mmmm feeling a little warm flesh would be nice... "Sorry, NO I need to go and I am meeting your brother, sorry it's out of the question!" so I hop in a cab and back in Brooklyn, with all that liquor, I just fell asleep so quickly I don't even remember how I managed to get into bed without forgetting to take my socks off!"
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