Episode 15

It's been almost 2 months now!!
and I just realized that I had become a "serial dater"!!! 
Yikes, kinda scary. Geez 1 or 2 dates a week!!! pfff that's coucou, but a new year is too come! and I shall take the resolution, to not look but to see what is actually there and not what I wish would be there! 
Does that make any sense???


You have not herd from lolA for a while now because I was actually dating this guy, Yes! Can you believe it? for 3 weeks, wow! Now that is long term for me hahaha But unfortunately, I had to break up with him after New Years. Yup!(dump him, makes me feel good to say that, mean of me though (shame). I guess it's revenge for those guys who disappointed me), plus my family came from France for Xmas, now That was a dream come true! So I've been pretty busy, but I am back now and ALL yours!


For a fresh start... 
On OkC, I am not looking, they find me.


But, I had promised I would see this guy from OKC, after the holidays, so I text him, little flirting.. yes I am now available blablabla, so we decided to meet up last Saturday at 8pm and he would text me the place. Ok cool. Saturday 5pm, still no news, humm... Don't tell me he's another one of those slackers!!! Once again, je prends les choses en main (I take things in hand) and I call him: "helloooo?" - "Hi? Oh lolA, oh shit, we're supposed to go on a date tonight right? oh shit, I'm sorry I am out of town, I'm so sorry" - "Excuse me? Noooo way, you're kidding me, right?" - "I'm sorry, I..." - "That's all you can say for yourself? seriously? You fuckin' douchebag!!!" and I hung up with a smile on my face, actually :D


Douchebag: A person with a shitty personality that needs to "take themself the fuck down" or "go home and get their fucking shine box." A douchebag usually assumes the form of a hair-gelling pretty-boy but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole that most people wish were killed with a Mortal Kombat fatality.


Yeah, right, what a great fresh start for 2011 thx to Mista' Douchebag!!! pfff


So now, lolA's feelin' like a slutty Biatch with some hot anger inside her, ready to fuck the brains out of a hot Motha' fuckin' ass hole and slap him in the face while riding him!! Oh yeah mama, here I come!!
So I meet up with Cha and TL for drinks and I am all worked up, lookin' hot, pbr + shots of Jack, I'm likin' it, those nachos are delichhh!! Girl talk Girl talk Girl talk ....+ TL just left her boyfriend, 'bout time!! so that adds up. Yeehaw!!
Then I meet up with B and her husband and I am starting to get these text messages from this stranger: "frenchy..." - "we need to meet now, like right now..." hun? who the hell? "who is this?" - "your professor" - "well your student would like to know the name of her professor" - "how many professors have you had the pleasure of?" - "None of your business" (cause yeah, more than one ;) but not in high school, don't you get the wrong idea here!)- 
"You called me a schmuck!" 


Schmuck: That portion of one's penis which is cut off during circumcision. A useless appendage: A jerk!!


Oh Shit, my heart starts to slightly pound, oh no!! why? 


Recap: ex-boy from OKC, we dated 3 months or so, I really liked him: architect & teacher, nicely built, intelligent, curious, funny, GREAT fingers, laid back (good for me), studied in Paris. He was a bit full of himself though... Apparently, I was his 1st date from OKC and was the 1st girl he's been with, since 1 year after breaking up with his really long term ex. But something was off with him, something not clear: He could never sleep over, cause he needed his bed and pillow, which I can understand at first or he had to go home to feed his cats, at 3 AM?!! humm okay whatever?! "Maybe I can come over?" - "Well, I'd rather not, I live with these 2 gay guys who just broke up and my room is like a closet space with really thin walls and 2 cats!" and on top of that, he started getting sick all the time! He leaves for Cali for a wedding: "I'll call you when I get back hot stuff." 1 week after he's back, I still don't here from him, so in a moment of frustrated anger, I text him: "you hurt my feelings schmuck, hope you feel good about yourself!" - "I'm sick as hell and blablabla" - unhun, yeah right and I am Princess Diana!! and he was the one telling me, that he broke up with his ex because she was not communicating enough. Umm are you sure, it wasn't you dumb ass??!
And that was it.


Never herd from him again and I never tried to contact him either, except that one day, through Facebook friend finder, he comes up and of course, after deliberating with my conscious I add him as a friend. Aie! 


Well he did not forget the schmuck part and brought it up again, that made me smile ;) For me, water is under the bridge and I got over it, at least I thought so... 
I see he's been  with a girl for a while now. So why the fuck is he texting me at midnight on a saturday and calling me "frenchy and the pleasure I had with a professor!" 
Of course lolA had seen on his FB wall, that his girlfriend was out of town. Wow! really? Tsss, dude Not goood! But I am still feeling that slutty angry biatch inside me. REVENGE?! Naaaan, that would be really low of me and I am better than that. It would just be fun to see him again and catch up, also, I am really curious to see how I would feel, if I would still be attracted to him or not. 
So he tells me that he finally moved to his own place and it's a 15min ride to my hood! He is kinda asking me if I wanna meet up, so I tell him I'm in my local bar (that he knows) and he's like, ok, cool! 


I'm thinking yummy, maaaaybe, but no, don't have those thoughts Girl, he HAS a girlfriend. From the FB pix: she is black and fat, big boobies. He always told me he liked small ones better cause the biggies made him think of his mom?!(ok I am being french and judgmental here, excuse me) but come on, she is kinda my opposite! But I'll give her this, she has a beautiful face, ok yes she is pretty, let's put it this way, veeery curvy, better?!


So I am waiting and I get a text, "oh your phone probably died and I am home now." (cause my phone was gonna die soon)and I'm like "What? Hun? you took a cab and went home? I don't get it." and he's like: "I'm still home silly, smokin' my hookah!" (I hate the hookah btw) me: "I don't have time for this, life's too short, either u wanna play or you don't kiddo'...enjoy your hookah" - "Ouch! I just thought you wanted to see my place since you always asked when I was getting my own." - Oh man, seriously? - "It's a bit too late for that honey!" - "Oh, but the night is still young! I understand though, I guess it is too late to play, good night another time!" - "When the time is right, Yeah" - "Sure, life is short, time is wasting. You let me know when that is" and I never responded and never will. Yes! a Schmuck. How could I be so stupid and tricked like that, ARGH My ego!! 


Il m'a tenu en laisse le connard!!


But still I wouldn't mind seeing him again... 
What the hell is wrong with me?! 


Well lolA, it's just that you are still attracted to Ass Holes and I guess not ready for a relationship! 
You broke up with your German who was a real sweet heart, with whom you could of built a relationship, but you decided to end it. 
Well, I have my reasons, Ok Missy!! and when I tell you why next time, you will understand... 


ciaociao for now!


Ps: Just wanted to let you know, that all is good with my super. We made peace. (episode 14)