OH NO EPISODE 6 DISAPPEARED :(
How did I manage to delete my whole story with ELVIS!!!
Can't write that again... well, Okay, I'll just sum it up quickly.
Elvis, all dressed in black with dandruff all over his shoulders (yuck). Crazy about Elvis and a realistic painter, opens the door to his smelly, rent stabilized bachelor pad with no sun light in the East Village (a friend of mine was like, that's "cum" smell iuuu, dude, don't tell me that).
Anyways, he spray painted my Sookie (True Blood) costume and he was all awkward about the moment his hands were gonna touch my boobies (I had the T-shirt on while he was spray painting it). I thought he would grab them and through me on the floor and kiss me passionately AOUUU, well actually, thank god he didn't. NO he was just like, "euh can you just put your hand on euh well there? thx." T-shirt done and well done! Time for me to buy him a drink for all his hard work! He end up in this "Chic Dive Bar" not far from his place. Me, a Jack & Coke, Him, Smirnoff & Soda, and all he talks about is karaoke! Ok I like it once in a while, but Seriously once if not twice a week, WTF?! A bit too much for me. Ha, "ok time for me to go now hon!" He walks me to the subway and walking down the stairs: "Call me if you wanna sing a duet one of these days!" Did not hear his answer, if any..
Meeting up with my girls now... (much better).
New Action!!
I am having a date on Friday :D (text beepbeep) Well, No :( he just cancelled cause he was not feeling well. AND I was gonna have another one on Sat but he cancelled too cause he has friends comin' in from Bermuda to run the marathon and saturday night is the only time they can all get together!!! blabla Whatever....
and Mista' Saturday or the Green Eyed Boy NO NEWS :(
ciaociao
Ps:
!No! Friday still on :D . He, let's call him "Vajazzling" (we had a conversation about it, google if u don't know what it is). He is soooo busted haha, he was texting a friend saying, he was not feeling good and he mixed up numbers pfff, idioto. He called to apologize and admit his idiocy. Good point! Shows he is not a coward! hehe But now there is no way you can fool me... soooo busted!
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