"Oh God", looking at myself in the mirror this morning, "My thighs are really getting big!! I'm getting my period, that's why..." (uhun, yeah right girl), "Yes! I'm all bloated everywhere, can't you see!" AND my hair is already growing back down there!! I want "LASER HAIR REMOVAL", can't stand those ingrown hairs anymore, I need a rich husband!
And now, my cous' and his wife are having a baby! All my friends are either moving in together, getting married or having kids! and I can't stand it anymore! I am getting pressure from my family, friends. Dinner parties, where there are only couples and they have to find a bachelor so I don't feel like a third wheel. No, they don't say anything, it's just a feeling, a vibe, the way people look at me (am I getting paranoiac here?!) AND I'm gonna turn 33 in December AND I don't even own one piece of furniture, I sublet! AND I am under unemployment. All, this equals !LOOSER! oh boohoo poor lolA, YES poor ME (pouty face), self pity ME ME ME!
Oh hell yeah! My period is arriving anytime soon, now!!
I need a smoke. God save me from lung cancer! or not...
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